GB (George Bush) JK (John Kerry) BC (Big Daddy Bill Clinton) AS (AHNOLD)

GW: This land your land
GW: This land is my land
GW: I’m a texas tiger
GW: You’re a liberal weiner
GW: I’m a great crusader
GW: You’re Herman Munster
GW: This land will surely vote for me

JK: This land is your land
JK: This land my land
JK: I’m an intellectual
JK: You’re a stupid dumbass
JK: I’m a purple heart winner
JK: And yes it’s true I won it thrice
JK: This land will surely vote for me

GW: You have more waffles
GW: Than a house of pancakes
GW: You offer flip flops
GW: I offer tax breaks
GW: You’re a UN Pussy
GW: And yes it’s true that I kick ass, HAH
GW: This land will surely vote for me

JK: You can’t say nuclear
JK: That really scares me
JK: Sometimes a brain can
JK: Come in quite handy
JK: That’s not gonna help you
JK: Because I won three purple hearts
JK: This land will surely vote for me

GW: You’re a liberal sissy
JK: You’re right wing nutjob
GW: You’re a pinko commie
JK: You’re dumb as a doornob
GW: Hey, you got that botox
JK: But I still won three purple hearts
Both: This land will surely vote for me

Indian: This land was my land
Everyone: But now it’s our land
AS: From California
BC: To the New York I.. whatdidido?
JK: From liberal weinies
GW: To right wing nutjobs
JK: This land belongs
GW: This land belongs
Both: This land belongs to you and me
GW: Oh and Dick Chaney too

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